Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? Had dreams of a certain Goblin King? Felt like you were just not right?

Well SNAP OUT OF IT!!

You are being watched. The GK really does lust after you. And most important, you IS screwed up baby. But don't despair. You are definitely a lot more fun this way.

Here at Fantasizer's Anonymous, we specialize in helping you deal with that pesky Reality problem that plagues your dreaming hours. Just follow our simple two step program, and you too will be real life free.

Step one: Admit you have a reality problem. The hardest thing for most people is to admit that reality is intruding on their life.

Step Two: Make sure, you have several fantasies on standby. That way when you get tired of one, you don't have to worry about slipping into your old reality habits. You can just pull the next world out and go there instead.

Legal stuff: This program is not endorsed by any medical or psychological professionals. It is merely a construct of a deranged mind. Use this program at your own risk.