Title: Pudding and Prodding
Author: Elixie
Contact: Elixie0@excite.com
Disclaimer: The excellent Mr. Whedon created them. I'm just playing. I promise, if I ride them 
            hard, I won't put them away wet.
Rating: PG (No smut, just a lot of talk in this one)
Distribution:  Want, take, enjoy.
Note: This is a list-induced sequel to my list-induced fic 'Leather and Lace'
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"Ever since Giles has been back, they've been going at like rabbits." Dawn slouched into a 
chair and yawned. "I think every question I would ever had on sex has been answered.  And a 
few I never wanted to know."
Willow sat next to Dawn with her head on the table. "They're making this 'no magic' thing very 
hard to stick to. Do you know how bad I want to put a soundproofing spell on their room?" 
Dawn saw the time and groaned. "We gotta get back to the house. Buffy made dinner and wants us 
there. She said she has something to announce."
"If it's that her and Giles are dating, I think we already know. I just hope we're not having 
anything with whipped cream for dessert."
"They got tired of that and moved on to pudding." Dawn said with a disgusted expression.
Anya had been quiet so far, rare as it was, but at the mention of pudding, she grinned. 
"Already? It took Xander and I two months to get to pudding. My favorite was combining the two."
Willow and Dawn looked at each other and sighed. "I really don't want to know." Dawn said 
desperately.
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After dinner, Dawn and Willow waited anxiously to find out what the big announcement was. Giles 
stood with Buffy and cleared his throat. "As you both know, Buffy and I have been seeing each 
other."
"I think the neighbors know." Dawn muttered.
"How could they miss it." Willow answered.
Buffy and Giles both blushed. "Yes, well. Ahem" Giles continued, "Anyway, we've decided to get 
married and wanted to know if you approved."
Dawn and Willow didn't say anything at first, and then they both jumped up and started 
hugging Giles and Buffy. 
"Oh this is so great. When?" Dawn asked.
"As soon as possible." Buff answered.
Willow backed up a step. "It's not because...I mean ...you're not...you have been pretty busy 
lately."
Buffy blushed again. "No. I'm not pregnant. We just feel we've waited long enough."
"Oh well that's ok then."
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A few days later, after the wedding, Giles and Buffy were alone in their newly soundproofed 
room.
"Well Mrs. Giles, alone at last. I have the pudding and whipped cream."
Buffy smiled devilishly. "I thought we'd try something different tonight, Mr. Giles."
"Really? What did you have in mind?" Giles asked. He heard an electrical crackling and his 
eyes got wide for a second, then he leered at his new wife.
"I like to think of it as Mr. Pointy's cousin." Buffy said as she pulled the cattle prod from 
behind her back. "Meet Mr. Proddy."
 
End