Title: How To
Author: Eaglewolf
Contact: auzzie98@hotmail.com
Date: 28 April 01
Spoilers: Nope
Summary: Uh Oh.. Giles is angry coz of ... a book??
Rating: PG14
Pairing: Buffy/Giles
Distribution: Please please take it, and let me know where you are housing
it.. I like to visit and say Aww thats MINE!!
Feedback: Yessum.. Always.. love feedback.. Love the new friends it makes me
:)
Disclaimer: Joss and his playmates own it all.. No matter which sandbox he
is sitting in.
Dedication: For Gabi who encouraged me.. <G> a lot.. and Dword just coz I
love her.. and she authourised my use of the minipitchfork and katana
Come On Giles.. No one will ever know she said... No one!" Giles was
muttering under his breath. "Just a few pictures and we'll make a lot of
money. Stupid Giles Stupid.. But she kissed you just at that little spot
that makes you go crazy. Knows just how to wrap you around her little finger
that slayer does."
Buffy whinced as she heard Giles muttering and banging things around
upstairs. God It's not that bad. I mean there was only one copy of the book
in store and the owner had said he wasn't getting anymore copies in, and
Giles' had left his business card. How was she to know they were going to
publish them on this side of the country?? It had seemed like a good idea at
the time, a way to learn new things. And a way to bond more deeply with her
Watcher. She wasn't sure what to do, she'd seen him angry before... she'd
seen his pride wounded but she'd never seen him quite like this, he looked
scared.
"BUFFY!" He bellowed from upstairs.
Buffy ran up the stairs two at a time, knowing whatever he was going to say
it was all going to be okay in the end because he loved her. He was upset
now, but he'd come around. It was just a bit of a shock. Actually seeing the
results yourself, instead of just having the memories. Which were quite
fuzzy.. It had been at least 6 months since they'd gone and done that. It
had made them a nice fist full of cash too. Not bad for one days work doing
what they enjoyed.
Giles was standing in the door way of their room, barefoot and he was only
wearing jeans. Buffy felt her stomach do that familiar flip flop as she
looked at him.
"Yes, Rupert?" she asked as she looked up into his eyes which at this moment
were still burning with fear, but she could see they were also burning with
desire for her. She reached for him, and whimpered as he growled at her, she
allowed herself a little smile, that growl meant he wasn't mad... He was
hungry... for her.
****
Xander and Anya looked critically at the book open in front of them, and
then at each other.
"How on earth do they do that?" Anya asked her boyfriend.
"I don't know.. Okay so.." Xander picked up the book, and looked at Anya.
"So if I put my leg here... and you put your's here. OW OW. That can't be
right!"
Xander examined the pictures more closely trying to figure out how on earth
they managed to get themselves into "The Knot" position. He dropped the
book, his face as white as a sheet. "An.. An." he was all he managed to say
for a good 30 seconds.
Anya was getting annoyed. They'd bought the "A Dummies guide to the Karma
Sutra with full colour pictures" so they would have more interesting things
to do in bed. She didn't understand what Xander was getting all upset about,
so she picked up the book, and started to flick through, looking for
something easier. Then it hit her.
"Oh my. I didn't know Buffy and Giles were orgasm friends. And I didn't
think they would be so open as to have lots of photos taken."
Xander was still having troubles, his mind was filled with the picture of
Buffy and Giles demonstrating "The Knot." Then out of nowhere a thought hit
him 'Maybe they can explain to us how it it's done.'