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Title: Yet Another Weird Demon
Author: wingnut aka Tag
Disclaimer: I own nothing not even my imagination. Joss and co created the Buffy universe so of cause he owns it I'm just playing a little with it ;)
Rating: G
Paring: B/G
Distribution: this will appear on my site sometime this side of my 25th b-day (I just need to make a fanfic folder first...) anyone else just ask and I'll get you a betaed version. (Not that I think anyone in their right mind would ever want this!) ;)
Summary: no plot that I'm aware of...
Feedback: uhm... maybe...Dedication: To Gill coz she demanded a fic...
WARNING WARNING WARNING
wingnut unplugged! this is not betaed and I was under the influence of being shot by Sav and way too tired! Continuing after this point happens on your own responsibility!!!
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"What kind of demon was it again??"
"From your description I'd say it was a tongue poking bvadr-demon."
"And how do I kill it?"
"When it pokes its tongue out you'll have to put salt on it and then cut it off."
"I can do that.. I think..."
The slayer and her watcher collected their weapons, crossbow, check, broadsword, check, bag of salt, check and stakes, check.
"Ready to rock and roll?"
"Ah yes I believe I am, ready to rock and roll as you say."
The pair left their house determent to make short process with the tongue poking monster and make the world a safe place to live in again. It didn't take them long before they found the bvadr-demon it was eating the tongue of a teenager which Buffy knew as PJ.
"It looks like she got her tongue too far out of her face otherwise the demon shouldn't have been able to do THAT to her."
"Ewwww Giles, who would ever want to smooch with that big monster that smells like dead rats???"
"I'm not sure I want to know Luv."
"I think you're right... Now how do we split those two up??"
"We will have to wait until the demon has finished it's meal"
The two of them sat on a headstone a shared a few kisses when Buffy sensed movement behind her. She pushed Giles away before she grabbed the broadsword then she threw the bag of salt to Giles and began circling the creature. Behind her she heard some strange noises, she pointed the sword at the demon and turned her head only to see her watcher and husband doing a funky Xander dance. Then suddenly he threw the bag at the demon and it roared in pain. The sound brought Buffy out of her shock and she managed to cut its tongue off. Giles picked up the tongue and wrapped it in a news paper he found in a trash can.
"Why do you need the tongue??"
"I'll send it to the council so they can analyse why salt works on this type of demons."
"Oh. Can I analyse your tongue when we get home?"
"May, and of cause luv, any time!"
Slut erm the END as in if you want to know what happens next, YOU write it!